You know that person who has a 'special dish' that they love to make, but it's actually disgusting? And they always want to make their garbage food when you come over?


And you don't know how to tell them that you'd rather eat your own feces, so you either gag it down or pull the Seinfeld mutton move?
Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!

Congrats, you managed to turn caramel into the heart of Mount Doom