Eye for eye, tooth for tooth

Whoever lands in Michael Cicconetti's court in Painesville, Ohio must prepare themselves for quite an ordeal. The judge has practiced  what he calls ''creative justice'' for almost 21 years. ''I don't want people to end up back in court again,'' explains the father of five. ''That's why I'm not afraid to scare them so much.'' Here are some of his craziest sentences:

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1. A couple was caught having sex in a park. Afterwards, the exhibitionists had to clean the entire park, including ALL the used condoms lying around. And they had to take an ad out in the newspaper apologizing to the entire town and everyone who had seen it.

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2. A woman abandoned 35 kittens in the forest during the winter. In order to make her feel what the kittens had felt, she was ordered to spend a night in the forest in the middle of November without a blanket, food, water, or tent. But because the temperatures were so low, the judge showed some pity: the woman was allowed to start a fire.

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3. A man called a police officer a pig. His punishment: he had to stand next to a 350-pound pig in front of a police station with a sign saying, ''This is not a police officer.''

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4. A man who drove drunk was sent to the morgue. There he had to look at the dead victims of a car accident caused by another drunk driver.

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